“I am not going to change. I refuse to be a diva.”

“My life’s going to be good now. My family’s life is going to be good now. Everything is going to change and it kicks so much ass.”

(to Elyse on America’s Next Top Model) “How do you say ‘How does your cooch smell’ in French?”

(Talking about Tyra Banks) “She can be the sweetest person in the world, but once that camera is off, she’s Naomi Campbell, in your face.”

(talking about Tyra Banks) “She’s really mean. She’s Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde.”

“I had both nipples pierced, but I got one ripped out in a mosh pit. I had one in a place I will not name, eight in my left ear and two in my right.”

(on Christopher Knight) “My big joke now is, ‘I’m Mrs. Knight the third and probably not the last,’…You know,’cause I always tell him, ‘I understand, now, why theyleft you.’ And I understand why we’re together. Becaust it’s very–it would be very hard for[other] people to put up with us”